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Thursday 16 June 2011

The Imperial Governor's Historic Address to the Nation - That Speech in Full (Part Two)


Students of history will observe that over the millenia not much changes in the world of politics and the similarities between the modern era and the politics of Ancient Rome are quite startling. Indeed, even less has changed than you might think. This article was originally written shortly after the coming to power in Britain of the Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition. I have tweaked it a bit and broken it up into installments. Here is Part Two. 




CAMERONIUS CONSERVITUS ADDRESSES THE NATION 
PART TWO

As you know, a great deal of heroic mendacity and manipulation, not to mention drugging, went into re-establishing the Empire along with a great deal of human sacrifice, which I am sure the sacrificees would have been only too pleased to make, had they been given a choice.


It has been pointed out to me that, unfortunately, empires - or indeed human sacrifice - are difficult if not impossible gigs to pull off if you hang around waiting for permission because there is always the danger that you won’t get it. 


While the willing self sacrifice of large numbers of human beings would be convenient, one would be naïve indeed to expect it from what is, let’s face it, a rabble motivated largely by self-interest. We must reluctantly accept the fact that the contribution of the majority of human beings to the great schemes dreamed up by the brilliant minds of the Hiddum Agendum must of necessity be limited to the role of victim. 

Those blessed by the gods must be left alone, after all, to execute unhindered by the anguished squeals of the riffraff and hoipolloi, the tasks the gods have set them, which mainly involve the Reductio ad Subjugatum of those not blessed by the gods, whose sorry and inferior ranks include, as it so happens, almost everybody. For that reason Soporifix, the god of mass anesthesia, gave us the twin blessings of the Televisium and the Media Subserviens.

Great success has therefore been achieved in thrusting the Pax Neworldorderus on the plebs of all nations and those who have survived can now enjoy the stability and prosperity which that Pax guarantees, with artificial limbs and antidepressants for all – except, of course, those who are still being shot at, those who are afraid of being shot at, those being shot at by people being shot at or people afraid they might be shot at, the dead, the poor, the plebs, the middle classes and the millions of slaves that are necessary for the existence of any great, enlightened civilization. 

This culmination of decades of coordinated hard work by Imperial Agencies such as the Drugus Addictus, the Media Hysteria, the Dubius Economix and the high priests of the Emperor’s beloved Temple of Psychobabbylon, has established an Empire every bit as worthy as Caligula’s Rome, except with drugs.



2 comments:

Gill said...

Heh heh! Spike Milligan would be proud - keep telling it like it is Steve - Gill Bustamante X

chris ramm said...

nice one, my only comment is what churchill said about the financial crisis, and I quote:

Never..in the field of human endeavour, has so much.. been owed.. to so few.

we shall pay them on the seas, we shall pay them on the beaches, and we will pay them on.....

nostrodamus eat your heart out!!!

ml
chris ramm